Definition - Stalker Cop

WORD: stalk er cop
PHONICS: `stȯk ` ər `käp
DATE: circa May 2009 from JiruChan.

(adj.) when the security officer patrolling the area is eager to see you again, constantly telling you dirty jokes and complimenting on the target's appearance.

(n.) the scary man that keeps coming back and making the target feel uncomfortable, defeating his purpose on the job.

"There's a house on the top of a hill with a woman inside it. there are three men on that hill. One's running up the hill, one's running down the hill and the last one in the house. What are the mens' nationality?"

"The one coming up the hill is Russian. The one running down the hill is Finnish. And the one in the house is Himalayan."

"Did I ever tell you that you have a nice body? Better than compared to the kids around here."

[shudder]

Definition - Passionate Hate

WORD: pas sion ate hate
PHONICS: `pa-sh(ə-)nət `hāt
DATE: circa Fall Semester 2005 from Sanja Z.

(adv.) capable of, affected by, or expressing intense hostility and aversion usually fueled by a driving force of denial to needs for an assignment with an upcoming deadline.

(adj.) swayed by or affected with sexual desire.

"I can't believe she did that to me. I hate her so much I wish she would taste my fist in her mouth"