Monday, August 16, 2010
No more... I've lost interest
I don't wanna do the dictionary stuff anymore... too few too far in between... a lot has been going on and I don't feel up to anything to do anything worthwhile...
Monday, May 17, 2010
What am I?
Guess what game this comic was based from... and don't let the controller in the drawing fool you.
Every Day of my Life... 03
Leave your answer and if you guessed right, I'll somehow pat you on the back.
Every Day of my Life... 03
Leave your answer and if you guessed right, I'll somehow pat you on the back.
Definition - RTard[ed]
WORD: RTard
PHONICS: \ˈär ˈtär-dəd\
DATE: circa 2010 from JiruChan.
Derived from the term "retard"
SAT POP QUIZ!!
RTard is to stupidity as __________ is to ignorance.
(n.) 1. a person of within the normal mental capabilities does something below their means of intelligence.
2. a young person who refuses to open their eyes beyond what they are taught.
3. Glibbers caught in their own lie.
(adj.) acting on the behaviour of their apparent ignorance or lacking common sense.
Ex: The terms "websites" and "webpages" do not register in mind when someone mentions "internet".
Ex: A variation like many others online "My girlfriend broke up with me because I caught her cheating with another guy... her husband. FML"
Hmm... Is oblivious ignorance, even bliss? If you did not know what you did not know?
PHONICS: \ˈär ˈtär-dəd\
DATE: circa 2010 from JiruChan.
Derived from the term "retard"
SAT POP QUIZ!!
RTard is to stupidity as __________ is to ignorance.
(n.) 1. a person of within the normal mental capabilities does something below their means of intelligence.
2. a young person who refuses to open their eyes beyond what they are taught.
3. Glibbers caught in their own lie.
(adj.) acting on the behaviour of their apparent ignorance or lacking common sense.
Ex: The terms "websites" and "webpages" do not register in mind when someone mentions "internet".
Ex: A variation like many others online "My girlfriend broke up with me because I caught her cheating with another guy... her husband. FML"
Hmm... Is oblivious ignorance, even bliss? If you did not know what you did not know?
Friday, October 23, 2009
Definition - Christmas Paraphernalia
WORD: Christmas Paraphernalia
PHONICS: `kris-məs ˌper-ə-fə(r)-ˈnāl-yə, ˌpa-rə
DATE: circa October 2009 from JiruChan.
(n.) personal belongings, articles of equipment or accessory items of the winter holiday variety, mainly the Christmas season starting October 31 until December 24, sometimes up until January 5.
These items include and are not limited to:
- electric lights
- animatronic figurines
- glass/plastic ball ornaments
- bells
- fake snow blankets
- candles and scents
- stars and pointy, hurtful objects
- mystery boxes IE gifts
- big red bows
- Coca Cola
- trains and toys and babies
- long johns and stocking
EXAMPLES:
- That house will either burn up or crash down with all that Christmas paraphernalia
- As soon as Halloween is over, all the stores will set up their Christmas paraphernalia and skip Thanksgiving altogether.
PHONICS: `kris-məs ˌper-ə-fə(r)-ˈnāl-yə, ˌpa-rə
DATE: circa October 2009 from JiruChan.
(n.) personal belongings, articles of equipment or accessory items of the winter holiday variety, mainly the Christmas season starting October 31 until December 24, sometimes up until January 5.
These items include and are not limited to:
- electric lights
- animatronic figurines
- glass/plastic ball ornaments
- bells
- fake snow blankets
- candles and scents
- stars and pointy, hurtful objects
- mystery boxes IE gifts
- big red bows
- Coca Cola
- trains and toys and babies
- long johns and stocking
EXAMPLES:
- That house will either burn up or crash down with all that Christmas paraphernalia
- As soon as Halloween is over, all the stores will set up their Christmas paraphernalia and skip Thanksgiving altogether.
Friday, August 21, 2009
Definition - Home Brew
WORD: home brew
PHONICS: `hōm `brü
DATE: circa 2007 from JiruChan.
(v.) any piece of work, creation or modification, made by an individual(s) on less than professional terms somewhere outside the production/manufacturing plant (ie at home).
(adj.) calling a piece of work, creation or modification that was made from scratch or assembled by other means than a professional procedure.
EXAMPLES:
- garage kits are considered "homebrew"
- a homemade cake is considered "homebrew"
- hacked games for emulators are known as "homebrew"
- homemade knockoffs (in general) are "homebrew"
PHONICS: `hōm `brü
DATE: circa 2007 from JiruChan.
(v.) any piece of work, creation or modification, made by an individual(s) on less than professional terms somewhere outside the production/manufacturing plant (ie at home).
(adj.) calling a piece of work, creation or modification that was made from scratch or assembled by other means than a professional procedure.
EXAMPLES:
- garage kits are considered "homebrew"
- a homemade cake is considered "homebrew"
- hacked games for emulators are known as "homebrew"
- homemade knockoffs (in general) are "homebrew"
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Definition - Karma
WORD: kar ma
PHONICS: `kär-mə
DATE: circa unknown from JiruChan.
(n.) the method of balance believed by an individual that when "something good happens, something terrible in any form will definitely occur" and visa versa.
EX: "today I found that someone had left $8 change in the self check out stand at the nearby Kroger's. Having almost selected the cash back option, I took the money someone unknowingly left behind... later tonight I got a call from my boyfriend say he will not meet my family for dinner tonight because he got sick... "
EX: "today I got my grades back from the midterm; 265/100!! That's 100 for the midterm, 100 automatically for the final, and 65 bonus points toward my final average. The next week I'm fighting the TA in another class because the professor pointed out he misgraded my report, my highest assignment is now under scrutiny by the administration."
PHONICS: `kär-mə
DATE: circa unknown from JiruChan.
(n.) the method of balance believed by an individual that when "something good happens, something terrible in any form will definitely occur" and visa versa.
EX: "today I found that someone had left $8 change in the self check out stand at the nearby Kroger's. Having almost selected the cash back option, I took the money someone unknowingly left behind... later tonight I got a call from my boyfriend say he will not meet my family for dinner tonight because he got sick... "
EX: "today I got my grades back from the midterm; 265/100!! That's 100 for the midterm, 100 automatically for the final, and 65 bonus points toward my final average. The next week I'm fighting the TA in another class because the professor pointed out he misgraded my report, my highest assignment is now under scrutiny by the administration."
Monday, August 3, 2009
Definition - Plan G
WORD: plan g
PHONICS: `plan `jē
DATE: circa unknown from JiruChan.
(n.) a method for achieving a specific goal via detailed formulation.
(adj.) when plan An fails and the alternative back up plan to plan Bn fails too, and all the possible possibilities (but not limited to: alternative options, curve balls, monkey wrenches, last minute changes, interferences, unforeseen accidents, unplanned events, spur of moments, etc.) of plan Dn, En and F[uck it] are thrown out the window... go to plan G.
"I told my parents to weeks that I'm going to Austin for a business trip. Asked if there was anything I could do before I left so it would be there for them. Told everyone weekly where I was going for how many days, with who and where. Made SURE they heard and understood that their daughter is going on a business trip. And yet the night before I leave, they asked me 'where are you going? Austin?! You didn't tell us. We need you to work tomorrow, I meant to tell you.'
Plan G: everything you do is futile, no one cares. Go self inflict and drive to Austin."
PHONICS: `plan `jē
DATE: circa unknown from JiruChan.
(n.) a method for achieving a specific goal via detailed formulation.
(adj.) when plan An fails and the alternative back up plan to plan Bn fails too, and all the possible possibilities (but not limited to: alternative options, curve balls, monkey wrenches, last minute changes, interferences, unforeseen accidents, unplanned events, spur of moments, etc.) of plan Dn, En and F[uck it] are thrown out the window... go to plan G.
"I told my parents to weeks that I'm going to Austin for a business trip. Asked if there was anything I could do before I left so it would be there for them. Told everyone weekly where I was going for how many days, with who and where. Made SURE they heard and understood that their daughter is going on a business trip. And yet the night before I leave, they asked me 'where are you going? Austin?! You didn't tell us. We need you to work tomorrow, I meant to tell you.'
Plan G: everything you do is futile, no one cares. Go self inflict and drive to Austin."
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