WORD: plan g
PHONICS: `plan `jē
DATE: circa unknown from JiruChan.
(n.) a method for achieving a specific goal via detailed formulation.
(adj.) when plan An fails and the alternative back up plan to plan Bn fails too, and all the possible possibilities (but not limited to: alternative options, curve balls, monkey wrenches, last minute changes, interferences, unforeseen accidents, unplanned events, spur of moments, etc.) of plan Dn, En and F[uck it] are thrown out the window... go to plan G.
"I told my parents to weeks that I'm going to Austin for a business trip. Asked if there was anything I could do before I left so it would be there for them. Told everyone weekly where I was going for how many days, with who and where. Made SURE they heard and understood that their daughter is going on a business trip. And yet the night before I leave, they asked me 'where are you going? Austin?! You didn't tell us. We need you to work tomorrow, I meant to tell you.'
Plan G: everything you do is futile, no one cares. Go self inflict and drive to Austin."
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