WORD: Christmas Paraphernalia
PHONICS: `kris-məs ˌper-ə-fə(r)-ˈnāl-yə, ˌpa-rə
DATE: circa October 2009 from JiruChan.
(n.) personal belongings, articles of equipment or accessory items of the winter holiday variety, mainly the Christmas season starting October 31 until December 24, sometimes up until January 5.
These items include and are not limited to:
- electric lights
- animatronic figurines
- glass/plastic ball ornaments
- bells
- fake snow blankets
- candles and scents
- stars and pointy, hurtful objects
- mystery boxes IE gifts
- big red bows
- Coca Cola
- trains and toys and babies
- long johns and stocking
EXAMPLES:
- That house will either burn up or crash down with all that Christmas paraphernalia
- As soon as Halloween is over, all the stores will set up their Christmas paraphernalia and skip Thanksgiving altogether.
Friday, October 23, 2009
Friday, August 21, 2009
Definition - Home Brew
WORD: home brew
PHONICS: `hōm `brü
DATE: circa 2007 from JiruChan.
(v.) any piece of work, creation or modification, made by an individual(s) on less than professional terms somewhere outside the production/manufacturing plant (ie at home).
(adj.) calling a piece of work, creation or modification that was made from scratch or assembled by other means than a professional procedure.
EXAMPLES:
- garage kits are considered "homebrew"
- a homemade cake is considered "homebrew"
- hacked games for emulators are known as "homebrew"
- homemade knockoffs (in general) are "homebrew"
PHONICS: `hōm `brü
DATE: circa 2007 from JiruChan.
(v.) any piece of work, creation or modification, made by an individual(s) on less than professional terms somewhere outside the production/manufacturing plant (ie at home).
(adj.) calling a piece of work, creation or modification that was made from scratch or assembled by other means than a professional procedure.
EXAMPLES:
- garage kits are considered "homebrew"
- a homemade cake is considered "homebrew"
- hacked games for emulators are known as "homebrew"
- homemade knockoffs (in general) are "homebrew"
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Definition - Karma
WORD: kar ma
PHONICS: `kär-mə
DATE: circa unknown from JiruChan.
(n.) the method of balance believed by an individual that when "something good happens, something terrible in any form will definitely occur" and visa versa.
EX: "today I found that someone had left $8 change in the self check out stand at the nearby Kroger's. Having almost selected the cash back option, I took the money someone unknowingly left behind... later tonight I got a call from my boyfriend say he will not meet my family for dinner tonight because he got sick... "
EX: "today I got my grades back from the midterm; 265/100!! That's 100 for the midterm, 100 automatically for the final, and 65 bonus points toward my final average. The next week I'm fighting the TA in another class because the professor pointed out he misgraded my report, my highest assignment is now under scrutiny by the administration."
PHONICS: `kär-mə
DATE: circa unknown from JiruChan.
(n.) the method of balance believed by an individual that when "something good happens, something terrible in any form will definitely occur" and visa versa.
EX: "today I found that someone had left $8 change in the self check out stand at the nearby Kroger's. Having almost selected the cash back option, I took the money someone unknowingly left behind... later tonight I got a call from my boyfriend say he will not meet my family for dinner tonight because he got sick... "
EX: "today I got my grades back from the midterm; 265/100!! That's 100 for the midterm, 100 automatically for the final, and 65 bonus points toward my final average. The next week I'm fighting the TA in another class because the professor pointed out he misgraded my report, my highest assignment is now under scrutiny by the administration."
Monday, August 3, 2009
Definition - Plan G
WORD: plan g
PHONICS: `plan `jē
DATE: circa unknown from JiruChan.
(n.) a method for achieving a specific goal via detailed formulation.
(adj.) when plan An fails and the alternative back up plan to plan Bn fails too, and all the possible possibilities (but not limited to: alternative options, curve balls, monkey wrenches, last minute changes, interferences, unforeseen accidents, unplanned events, spur of moments, etc.) of plan Dn, En and F[uck it] are thrown out the window... go to plan G.
"I told my parents to weeks that I'm going to Austin for a business trip. Asked if there was anything I could do before I left so it would be there for them. Told everyone weekly where I was going for how many days, with who and where. Made SURE they heard and understood that their daughter is going on a business trip. And yet the night before I leave, they asked me 'where are you going? Austin?! You didn't tell us. We need you to work tomorrow, I meant to tell you.'
Plan G: everything you do is futile, no one cares. Go self inflict and drive to Austin."
PHONICS: `plan `jē
DATE: circa unknown from JiruChan.
(n.) a method for achieving a specific goal via detailed formulation.
(adj.) when plan An fails and the alternative back up plan to plan Bn fails too, and all the possible possibilities (but not limited to: alternative options, curve balls, monkey wrenches, last minute changes, interferences, unforeseen accidents, unplanned events, spur of moments, etc.) of plan Dn, En and F[uck it] are thrown out the window... go to plan G.
"I told my parents to weeks that I'm going to Austin for a business trip. Asked if there was anything I could do before I left so it would be there for them. Told everyone weekly where I was going for how many days, with who and where. Made SURE they heard and understood that their daughter is going on a business trip. And yet the night before I leave, they asked me 'where are you going? Austin?! You didn't tell us. We need you to work tomorrow, I meant to tell you.'
Plan G: everything you do is futile, no one cares. Go self inflict and drive to Austin."
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Definition - Stalker Cop
WORD: stalk er cop
PHONICS: `stȯk ` ər `käp
DATE: circa May 2009 from JiruChan.
(adj.) when the security officer patrolling the area is eager to see you again, constantly telling you dirty jokes and complimenting on the target's appearance.
(n.) the scary man that keeps coming back and making the target feel uncomfortable, defeating his purpose on the job.
"There's a house on the top of a hill with a woman inside it. there are three men on that hill. One's running up the hill, one's running down the hill and the last one in the house. What are the mens' nationality?"
"The one coming up the hill is Russian. The one running down the hill is Finnish. And the one in the house is Himalayan."
"Did I ever tell you that you have a nice body? Better than compared to the kids around here."
[shudder]
PHONICS: `stȯk ` ər `käp
DATE: circa May 2009 from JiruChan.
(adj.) when the security officer patrolling the area is eager to see you again, constantly telling you dirty jokes and complimenting on the target's appearance.
(n.) the scary man that keeps coming back and making the target feel uncomfortable, defeating his purpose on the job.
"There's a house on the top of a hill with a woman inside it. there are three men on that hill. One's running up the hill, one's running down the hill and the last one in the house. What are the mens' nationality?"
"The one coming up the hill is Russian. The one running down the hill is Finnish. And the one in the house is Himalayan."
"Did I ever tell you that you have a nice body? Better than compared to the kids around here."
[shudder]
Monday, July 20, 2009
Definition - Passionate Hate
WORD: pas sion ate hate
PHONICS: `pa-sh(ə-)nət `hāt
DATE: circa Fall Semester 2005 from Sanja Z.
(adv.) capable of, affected by, or expressing intense hostility and aversion usually fueled by a driving force of denial to needs for an assignment with an upcoming deadline.
(adj.) swayed by or affected with sexual desire.
"I can't believe she did that to me. I hate her so much I wish she would taste my fist in her mouth"
PHONICS: `pa-sh(ə-)nət `hāt
DATE: circa Fall Semester 2005 from Sanja Z.
(adv.) capable of, affected by, or expressing intense hostility and aversion usually fueled by a driving force of denial to needs for an assignment with an upcoming deadline.
(adj.) swayed by or affected with sexual desire.
"I can't believe she did that to me. I hate her so much I wish she would taste my fist in her mouth"
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
[Up/Down]side of Being GREEN
What if the whole planet became GREEN?
Solar panels that collect enough energy to power a household instead of a small percentage.
Wind turbines that aren't so massive and produce so little.
Green roofs capable of being designed into every forth coming building.
Machinery no longer depending as much on fossil fuels.
Landfills side by side with compost piles.
Vegetarians understanding how much they are compromising the planet.
Nikola Tesla's wireless electricity is finally recognized and realized.
PETA stops being retarded with their forceful tactics to make people bend to their will.
(yeah, I oppose PETA because they're not smart with PR).
I got off topic somewhere, I'm watching a series of Kathy Griffin shows up to the A List Awards.
Teach the kids while they're young about being green, being conservative, reducing their footprint, teach them to be aware of where everything comes from, teach them to make the maximum usage of everything.
But don't pigeonhole everything into everything.
The continuum exists so no one has to choose to live the extreme means.
Solar panels that collect enough energy to power a household instead of a small percentage.
Wind turbines that aren't so massive and produce so little.
Green roofs capable of being designed into every forth coming building.
Machinery no longer depending as much on fossil fuels.
Landfills side by side with compost piles.
Vegetarians understanding how much they are compromising the planet.
Nikola Tesla's wireless electricity is finally recognized and realized.
PETA stops being retarded with their forceful tactics to make people bend to their will.
(yeah, I oppose PETA because they're not smart with PR).
I got off topic somewhere, I'm watching a series of Kathy Griffin shows up to the A List Awards.
Teach the kids while they're young about being green, being conservative, reducing their footprint, teach them to be aware of where everything comes from, teach them to make the maximum usage of everything.
But don't pigeonhole everything into everything.
The continuum exists so no one has to choose to live the extreme means.
Dead Children in the House
My brother and I don't get a long very well.
We are even uncomfortable willingly touching each other; ie pat on the back, high fives, casual gestures of human contact. We can hold decent conversations, but when it comes to anime or video games, I don't want to listen. I can do that with anyone else no problem.
He shows me stuff and I don't want to watch, I do in return and he doesn't want to either. Sometimes there's mutual things we can show each other things we want to see/hear it.
We fight, verbally. Never physical because he outweighs me and I've had breathing problems when he fell on me before. My mom always cuts in saying, "Why are you yelling?!" because she doesn't want the yelling to continue regardless of what the content was.
We don't get along well but we still tolerate each other and even joke about it existentially.
When my brother was going to move in with me because we was starting college, the first thing my mom declared was, "I don't want you two to be fighting all the time. I don't want to see any dead children in the house when I come home."
We looked at each other, smiled and replied, "Who said it had to be us?"
[evil chuckle]
I love my brother... he's angry and mean but throw a stuffed tiger his way and he enjoys the tiger... and he doesn't like being touched.
We are even uncomfortable willingly touching each other; ie pat on the back, high fives, casual gestures of human contact. We can hold decent conversations, but when it comes to anime or video games, I don't want to listen. I can do that with anyone else no problem.
He shows me stuff and I don't want to watch, I do in return and he doesn't want to either. Sometimes there's mutual things we can show each other things we want to see/hear it.
We fight, verbally. Never physical because he outweighs me and I've had breathing problems when he fell on me before. My mom always cuts in saying, "Why are you yelling?!" because she doesn't want the yelling to continue regardless of what the content was.
We don't get along well but we still tolerate each other and even joke about it existentially.
When my brother was going to move in with me because we was starting college, the first thing my mom declared was, "I don't want you two to be fighting all the time. I don't want to see any dead children in the house when I come home."
We looked at each other, smiled and replied, "Who said it had to be us?"
[evil chuckle]
I love my brother... he's angry and mean but throw a stuffed tiger his way and he enjoys the tiger... and he doesn't like being touched.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Definition - [not] Dyslexic
WORD: (not) dys lex ic
PHONICS: (ˈnät) dis-ˈlek-sik
DATE: circa November 2008 from Erin L.
(adj.) a learning disability that can manifest in all levels of intelligence but does not excuse oneself from misreading time from a non digital watch.
It is not reason to claim intellectual disability, it's an insult to the people who are affected by various forms of dyslexia.
PHONICS: (ˈnät) dis-ˈlek-sik
DATE: circa November 2008 from Erin L.
(adj.) a learning disability that can manifest in all levels of intelligence but does not excuse oneself from misreading time from a non digital watch.
It is not reason to claim intellectual disability, it's an insult to the people who are affected by various forms of dyslexia.
Definition - Socially Retarded
WORD: so cial ly re tard ed
PHONICS: ˈsō-sh(ə-)lē ri-ˈtär-dəd
DATE: circa April/May2008 from Randy H.
(adj.) In proper, to describe one self as a person who does not fully understand what makes the world go round; the latter is being oblivious to the norms that society deems as acceptable.
(n.) a person who all forms of society, subculture and mainstream alike, cannot accept.
PHONICS: ˈsō-sh(ə-)lē ri-ˈtär-dəd
DATE: circa April/May2008 from Randy H.
(adj.) In proper, to describe one self as a person who does not fully understand what makes the world go round; the latter is being oblivious to the norms that society deems as acceptable.
(n.) a person who all forms of society, subculture and mainstream alike, cannot accept.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
The Book of Jill - isms
Today will be the first day I will start the book... for those who know me and heard me say many things, and the newcomers who might be interested in other people's insight (hell that's what all bloggers seem to be doing)
They may be accompanied with illustrations, some already posted on deviantart, they are called "Every day of My Life"
Enjoy.
They may be accompanied with illustrations, some already posted on deviantart, they are called "Every day of My Life"
Enjoy.
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